Love Languages Are Cute, But Have You Met ‘Alert is My Type’?
Let’s be honest, love languages are cute and all, but have you ever received an unexpected credit alert?
💬 Words of affirmation? <<< “Check your account.”
🤗 Physical touch? <<< “I sent you something small.”
⏳ Quality time? <<< Love it. But what about quality bank transfer?
Forget ‘acts of service’—some of us just need acts of financial generosity.
1️⃣ The Real Love Language: Bank Alerts
Nothing humbles a ‘strong independent person’ faster than a well-timed “How much do you need?” 💰
Imagine waking up to “I saw this and thought of you.” But instead of a meme, it’s a credit alert.
😌 The butterflies? Immediate.
💍 The loyalty? Secured.
2️⃣ Is ‘Alert’ Your Love Language, or Do You Just Need Money?
Now, before we continue, let’s check ourselves—
🤔 Is ‘alert love language’ really your love language, or do you just want to escape being broke?
If your ‘love language’ only activates when you’re low on funds, we need to talk.
If the sweetest thing a partner has ever said to you is “What’s your account number?” then maybe, just maybe… it’s not love, it’s Lagos. 🚶♂️💨
3️⃣ Love Is More Than Money (But Let’s Not Lie, It Helps) 🥹
Sure, money isn’t everything. But who said it’s nothing?
❤️ Love is great. But imagine that love with financial backing?
🎁 A little ‘thinking of you’ money never hurt anybody.
Even the Bible says:
📖 “Money answereth all things.” (Ecclesiastes 10:19)
So, What’s Your Actual Love Language?
💬 Words of affirmation?
🛠 Acts of service?
🤗 Physical touch?
💸 Or are you like some of us who simply want alerts, gifts, and soft life?
Whatever it is, may your love be pure, your bank account be full, and your alerts be steady. 🚀
🙌 Can I hear a loud AMEN? 🙌
